Over at GolfWeek, they post the Sagarin golf rankings. Now I barely passed calculus in college, but I don't know what kind of equations can yield these rankings:

Arron Oberholser as the forth ranked golfer in the world? Justin Rose as number two? The Tour Review holds many grudges against Phil, but even we believe he deserves better than eighth. These rankings simply make no sense. What gives, Mr. Sagarin?